Sad, Sad Foods Redux: Welfare Pizza

What is the perfect foodstuff to consume with a hot, steamy bowl of Cream of Weiner Water Soup? I dare say and offer up my non-recipe (it's so easy, does this constitute a recipe?), for Welfare Pizza.

Basic recipe (can easily be doubled, tripled, etc):

2 Slices toasted Wonder bread (stale works good)
A few hearty squirts of ketchup
A bit of the gubm'nt cheeze
Spices optional, however preferred: Garlic powder, Italian seasonings
If on hand: Dollar store (or Aldis) dry processed grated "Parmesan
styled cheese" in a can

Procedure:

1. Toast bread.
2. Squirt ketchup on bread.
3. Optional: Sprinkle garlic powder, Italian seasonings and pseudo-Parmesan cheese from a can.
4. Put a slice of gubm'nt cheeze on top
5. Stick under broiler or in toaster oven until cheeze is bubbly and brown.